If you want in on the Discordian Society
then declare yourself what you wish
do what you like
and tell us about it
or
if you prefer
don't.
There are no rules anywhere.
The Goddess Prevails.
—Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Page 00032
I'm in a dark place and I'm not sure why. The last month has been stressful but it's leading to a good thing. I'll soon be settled in my new home. Money is tight but it always is.
Blah. Nothing to see here, go away.
About Me
- Bob Dobalina
- Los Angeles, SoCal, United States
- Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? I'm sarcastic but secretly a total softy who believes in doing the right thing even if nobody will ever know about it.
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I will not go away! And I will not stand for a roomie in a "meh" mood, unless it's me.
Let's talk about this in our next meeting. Tonight- With lots of reefer (none for me) and much vodka (for me!).
And then, let's dress up funny and walk around our new neighborhood late at night. Gotta pile on the reasons to think we're strange for the new neighbors.
And then, when everyone has gone to sleep, you can look back on the day and try really, really hard to remember what it was like to feel "meh" because you'll be so happy, see.
Everything will be wonderful all the time.
Wait til you put on the Heidi wig - you will be so damn smashing that the world will seem made of rainbows.
You guys are kind of special. I agree to both of your suggestions at this time.
Makes me wish I was in your neighborhood with my camera this evening. has fun Heidi.
Don't worry, none of it will actually happen.
BobD, But what DID happen is you got to hang out with the awesomeness that invaded our home that night. And that was some awesome, yes?
And you got your first (or third???) roomie lapdance. And I totally dug it.
Next time: NO PANTS!
Like George Washington's horse once said "I cannot tell a lie. Because I am a horse and cannot talk."
Tab is correct. I had an awesome night, not least of which was the best free lapdance I've ever had. I dug it as well.. and if I hadn't been wearing jeans you would have been able to tell.
I think GB is saving the Heidi wig for serious depression only. In the meantime she's mastered the art of nipple-licking-induced hysterical laughter, for which I have no defense.
Didn't I hear that Washington saved children, but not the British children?
I also heard the m-f'er had like 30 g-d dicks.
Moving on...
That nipple laugh thing is the purest form of joy I have ever heard. Seriously.
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