Scene: Dog PoodleGayDog* standing with front legs on balcony and back legs inside the house.
Me: PGD, you cannot straddle both worlds. You must choose. Inside or out. CHOOSE.
PoodleGayDog: ...
Me: Damn you PDG, you are not Schrödinger's Cat. CHOOSE! You cannot be both! Collapse the waveform!
PoodleGayDog: woof?
Another physics joke wasted on the damn dog. I'm going back to bed.
*Name changed to protect is privacy. His real name is GayPoodleDog.
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I recommend trying this conversation with him straddling a box instead. Yes, I said box.
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