I had a strange moment this morning. I have a feeling I have a lot of strange moments and allow them to pass unremarked. I'm going to start jotting down notes when they happen.
I was turning left on Magnolia in the valley, to get to work the back-way (avoiding Ventura blvd). I had one car coming from the opposite direction, so was just waiting for it to pass by so I could make my turn. He/she/it went by.. and I hesitated. I had the strangest feeling there was a car coming and that if I turned then, it would crash right into me. I looked.. harder? I don't know. I gave it my full attention and there was absolutely NO car coming for as far as I could see. Yet the feeling remained.
I finally made my turn.. and felt every second of it. I could literally feel the invisible car coming right at me and as I turned I sort of expected to hear/feel the crash of it slamming into my passenger side.
The hell was that? Was there a car in an alternate reality and it somehow bled through to my consciousness? Was I feeling an echo from someone else who previously crashed in that intersection? Am I having a reaction to not being on cold medicine this morning?
The answer to all of these questions and more can be found by visiting a Scientology Center and signing up for a free personality exam.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
sicky sick sick
Scene: Dog PoodleGayDog* standing with front legs on balcony and back legs inside the house.
Me: PGD, you cannot straddle both worlds. You must choose. Inside or out. CHOOSE.
PoodleGayDog: ...
Me: Damn you PDG, you are not Schrödinger's Cat. CHOOSE! You cannot be both! Collapse the waveform!
PoodleGayDog: woof?
Another physics joke wasted on the damn dog. I'm going back to bed.
*Name changed to protect is privacy. His real name is GayPoodleDog.
Me: PGD, you cannot straddle both worlds. You must choose. Inside or out. CHOOSE.
PoodleGayDog: ...
Me: Damn you PDG, you are not Schrödinger's Cat. CHOOSE! You cannot be both! Collapse the waveform!
PoodleGayDog: woof?
Another physics joke wasted on the damn dog. I'm going back to bed.
*Name changed to protect is privacy. His real name is GayPoodleDog.
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